So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Sorry about my life...
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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