just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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