yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
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that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
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What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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