no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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