Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
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Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
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There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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