Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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