Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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