Where did you get a picture of my penis
Who did Billy Mays play for?
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
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This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
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why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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