Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
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