loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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