Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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