every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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