We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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