his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
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I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
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Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
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