I must be too annoying 4 u.
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
