I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Randomize
