your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Just high enough for therapy.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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