Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
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