Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
id be glad to
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
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The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
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LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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