He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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