google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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