Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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