I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
