we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize
