I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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