I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
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i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
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I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I have so many feelings about this burrito
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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