Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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