Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
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