Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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