It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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