There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
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