So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
I want her autograph on my taint
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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