Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
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I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
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She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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