Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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