Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
My liver just had a heart attack.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I need a hoe opinion
go on
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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