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Dude. I just woke up without a shirt or bra on. Apparently I fell asleep with a quesadilla in my mouth. I can feel my liver hating me.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
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Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
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I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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