i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
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Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
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I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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