All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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