I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Randomize
