well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
my nose is crying tears of wow.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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