OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
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