Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
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