I want to have your abortion
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I just found a bag of teeth...
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Randomize
