i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
two words: eviction party
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Damn victory sex feels great
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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