Cold hands, warm shart.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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