wakey wakey hands off snakey
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
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Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
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I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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