I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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