Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
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