i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
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Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
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I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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