Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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