I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
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Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
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His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
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