so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I got inside last night via doggy door
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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