:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
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we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
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Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
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