is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
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she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
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A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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