shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I would ride that face into the sunset
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