I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
Randomize
