just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
My liver just broke up with me...
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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