Your dad touched me again.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
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Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
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He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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