i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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