I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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